Do you realize that there are more teams in the playoffs from California than there are from Canada? In fact, there are three teams in from California and none from Ontario or Alberta combined. And we are guranteed at keast one of them in the second round after the Sharks and Kings are done. This obviously hurts a bit for the non-California based, non-playoff teams out there. This is for all of you up watching the late game tonight and for the next week or so that don’t have a dog in the hunt. Here it is, the team based drinking game for the Sharks/Kings series
Senators
Drink whenever that son of a bitch Heatley touches the puck, scores or does anything with full effort.
Maple Leafs
Drink.
Islanders
Drink if Ryan Smyth cries. Disingenuous bastard.
Devils
Drink wistfully every time someone mentions how a hot goalie can take you deep into the playoffs.
Hurricanes
Drink with Paul Maurice, out of sympathy, with the Staals for a good time
Thrashers
Drink whenever that son of a bitch Heatley touches the puck, scores or does anything with full effort.
Panthersr
Hey you know what, f*ck you. You’re in Miami
Blues
Drink if you can figure out what TJ Oshie is up to.
Blue Jackets
Drink while thinking og the good old days and the deep playoff runs of yore.
Wild
Drink for every empty seat or listless fan in the arena
Oilers
Drink while hoping the Kings will trade Gretzky back
Flames
Drink if you still can’t figure out how you missed the post season with both Olli Jokinen AND Alex Tanguay
Avalanche
Drink and blame it all on Forsberg
Stars
Drink because you are the only Pacific Division team not to make the postseason. Ouch.
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