What do you mean these aren’t the right jerseys?
Tonight our beloved Blue Jackets will be beating the Anaheim Ducks.
Boudreau on the @BlueJacketsNHL: "They're going to play as hard as they can. They never quit. We better be on our toes if we want success."
— Anaheim Ducks (@AnaheimDucks) October 24, 2014
Boudreau hasn’t seen his toes in years, and he’s probably not got the balance required to actually stand on them.
#NHLDucks Corey Perry became the fastest player to eight goals (seven games) in franchise history. #BUFvsANA
— Anaheim Ducks (@AnaheimDucks) October 23, 2014
Wow some weird ugly troll looking guy scored some goals. Hey guess what? I’d look the other way too if that thing was bearing down on me. I might turn to stone if I stare too long.
@dightkwing @stace_ofbase @NotDeadRyanDunn So I 'found' this tonight… pic.twitter.com/vrcJtrttm2
— Regular Everyday Normal Guy (@DiaIUpModem) August 16, 2014
This pretty much sums up Corey Perry.
Ducks lines, probably:
Some scrub – Getzlaf – Perry
Idiot – Kesler – whoever
A bunch of other non-NHLers.
On defense:
Cameron Q. Fowler and some other pylons with such ludicrous fake names as “Hampus”, “Lovejoy” and “Stoner”.
In net:
Per @icemancometh , #Ducks will start John Gibson in goal tonight. Would seem a big break for #CBJ, given how Frederik Andersen has played.
— Aaron Portzline (@Aportzline) October 25, 2014
Oh good the Jackets get to make an AHL plug wish he was back riding buses in whatever loser town the Ducks affiliate plays in.
No but for real, here are the lines, courtesy of Puck Rakers:
F1: Devante Smith-Pelly – Ryan Getzlaf – Corey Perry
F2: Andrew Cogliano – Ryan Kesler – Jakob Silfverberg
F3: Matt Beleskey – William Karlsson – Rickard Rakell
F4: Emerson Etem – Nate Thompson – Tim Jackman
D1: Cam Fowler – Ben Lovejoy
D2: Hampus Lindholm – Francois Beauchemin
D3: Clayton Stoner – Sami Vatanen
GO JACKETS.
Follow along on twitter, @_BSHockey, as Sam keeps you updated with smarm and wit.
I’ll update sporadically as the game progresses!
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First period:
Well this sucks. Screw Corey Perry.
Also, lest we forget:
A few hours after Emerson Etem, Emerson Poopem.
— Sean Gentille (@seangentille) May 13, 2013
Second period:
This is even worse than the last period.
Third period:
Oh god is it ever going to end? Oh, it’s over. Good night.
Let us never speak of this game again.
– Jeremy, @307x
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