The Versus [Drinking] Game of the Week; Buffalo at Montreal

Whaaaaaaaaat? A nationally televised game from Canada? Strictly speaking, isn’t this an internationally televised game? Holy cow, I don’t know what to think. Are you like me, in that it just doesn’t seem like Canada is a different country? If I’m being fair, I would have to wager that I have more in common with someone from Winnipeg than those from, say, Miami. Of course, Montreal totally feels like a different country, because they speak the devils tongue. 
In honor of a real live game being played in Canada and being aired in the States, I suggest we all drink Molson. Of course, they don’t SELL Molson here, so I will just have a Coors Light.

DRINK

… Every time you hear something said in French, or the word “Canada” is mentioned. Did I tell you guys that Montreal is in Canada and they speak French there?

… Once for every American playing for the Habs with a letter on their chest when you see them. That would be captain Brian Gionta and alternate Hall Gill. There are a ton of Americans playing for Montreal. For them, Livonia, Michigan is exotic.

…  For every ticket that Marc-Andre Gragnani, Montreal native, purchased for this game. It will be mentioned.

… If you can figure out why Andrej Sekera or Aaron Palushaj even bother with j’s in their name. Hipster dicks.

DRINKING PLAYER OF THE WEE: Christian Ehrhoff 

When I picture “cold blooded German assassin” in my nightmares, I picture Christian Ehrhoff. Also, I am extremely jealous of all the H’s in his name. They must drive the frauleins wild.  Time now to look at the talk-sports girlfriend page for Ehrhoff. There are some really charming pictures of the Ehrhoffs, mixed with some horrifyingly angry comments. Of course, I elect to document the particularly angry Ehrhoff related quotes.

– “GO Back to Germany ERRORHOFF!!!” – Burn

– “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES MARRIED, I WANNA KILL HER AND MARRY HIM <333” – Uh…. Someone get Mrs. Ehrhoff some protection?

 – “well your rude aka:you sound like a serial killer” That’s the thing about serial killers; Always so impolite.

– “i thing your wife is not cool and she is gay and i thing that you should married sameone thats pary” By golly, I say that’s not even English.

Good old fashioned German anger. Stereotypes! Enjoy the game!