Bout Announcements:
Jonathan Oliveira replaces Maxim Vorovski against Nicola Gallo at Glory 5.
Nick Newell vs. Scott Holtzman for the XFC Lightweight Championship in June.
Felipe Arantes vs. Godofredo Castro for UFC on Fuel 10.
Joanne Calderwood vs. Sally Krumdiack for Cage Warriors 53.
Jeremy Larsen vs. Lucas Martins for UFC on FX 8.
Consumables:
Dana White on Jay Mohr Sports
Round 1: Fight!
Johny Hendricks’s hand is not broken!…he thinks.
(WOOOOOO!! It’s on like Diddy Kong. 10-7 for The Bigg Rigg getting his Fairr Shakee.)
Round 2: Fight!
David Haye to return to the ring on July 6 to face the heavy-hitter, TBA.
(Well, we can all thank god his pinky toe is on the mend. 10-9 for local glass bottle distributors and manufacturers.)
Round 3: Fight!
Everyone’s pissing hot!
(Lavar Johnson, Riki Fukuda, and Alex Caceres all burned their way through their respective medical waste cup. Fukuda for stimulants, and was released, Johnson for testosterone, and Glow for reefer. 10-9 to both Brendan Schaub and Brad Tavares, who mowed down both opponents despite them in spite of that.)
Round 4: Fight!
Fiona Muxlow valiantly steps in on two weeks notice to fight Christiane Santos at Invicta 5.
(This girl has balls. Big, huge ladyballs. Muxlow made a lot of people breathe easier and made everyone some more cash. Originally slated to fight Julia Budd, Fiona gets JUST A TAD of a step up in competition. Many much kudos to her.)
Who Won The Day?
Shannon Knapp! We here at UCS looooove Ms. Knapp, and her being able to keep Cyborg on her card is a big, big, HUGE win for her.
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