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Confusing title for a football blog, yes? Well, watch the video, then get back to me. Go ahead. It takes 12 seconds. No joke.
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YOU SON OF A BITCH JOAKIM NOAH DO NOT EVER DO GUN FINGERZ AGAIN DO YOU HEAR ME.
I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH OTHER SHIT FACED GOBLIN PLAYERS FROM ALL SORTS OF DIFFERENT SPORTS SHITTING ON THE ONLY GOOD THING WE HAVE IN MINNESOTA WHEN IT COMES TO CELEBRATING AND THAT IS THE CHRISTIAN PONDER GUN FINGERS AND ESPECIALLY FROM SOME GOOBER HIPPY FREAK SHOW LIKE NOAH THAT DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DANCE AND LOOKS LIKE THE LOVE CHILD BETWEEN ET THE EXTRA TERRESTRIAL GOLLUM FROM LORD OF THE RINGS YOU SON OF A BITCH THE GUN FINGERS IS THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT AND OUR GUY ONLY PLAYS 16 GAMES A SEASON NOT 842 SO WHAT YOU GOT A TRIPLE DOUBLE AGAINST THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS THAT IS LIKE AARON RODGERS THROWING 4 TOUCHDOWNS AGAINST THE VIKINGS DEFENSE IF IT DOESN’T HAPPEN HE LOOKS LIKE A FRAN TARKENTON BITCH SO SLOW YOUR ROLL IT IS NOT ALL THAT COOL AS YOU THINK IT IS YOU LONG HAIRED CHOAD AND YOU ARE NOT EVEN DOING IT RIGHT I DO NOT KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU ARE A COWBOY BUT YOU CLEARLY ARE NOT THE CLOSEST THING YOU COME TO WHEN LOOKING LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER IS SPEEDY GONZALEZ ON STEROIDS WHO IS NOWHERE NEAR AS COOL AS THE GRANDMA BANGING SHOOTER MCGAVIN SO SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN PIE HOLE AND HOLSTER YOUR WEAK ASS SIX SHOOTERS AND GO SMOKE SOME REEFER MAAAAANNNNNN BECAUSE YOUR GUN FINGERS SUCKED.
I feel better now. Here’s some jiggling boobies to make sure you all have a fine Friday, courtesy of Sofia Verga. You are welcome. And fuck you, Joakim Noah.
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