PJD is on vacation, STILL. During this time, we’ve decided we’ll take a quick look at potential Minnesota Vikings draft picks for the second or later rounds. With so many needs and so many draft picks to get this team back to a place where we can at least pretend they are respectable, we’ll have plenty of ground to cover. Let us know what you think of each prospect in the comments, and whether or not they’d be a good fit or impact player, and of course if you can think of a funny nickname for them.
Today, we take a look at McNeese State’s safety Janzen Jackson, which is a pretty badass name that no one has ever heard of before.
From ESPN’s draft analysis, which probably knows about as much about McNeese State as I do about Southerners:
Overall Football Traits
1 = Exceptional2 = Above average3 = Average4 = Below average5 = Marginal Safety Specific Traits
1 = Exceptional2 = Above average3 = Average4 = Below average5 = Marginal |
Alright, I hear ya. “McNeese State? Janzen? 100th overall ranked player? What the hell is going on here?!” Hang in there, bucko, we’ll share with ya. Since Jackson plays safety, I figured it was important that we took a look at him. And if you think about it, being the 100th overall ranked player isn’t THAT bad. I mean, it’s probably not great, but when you played your college ball at McNeese State against Southland Conference competition, you’ll take any recognition you can get. And who knows? Maybe some safety desperate team like the Vikings will bite the bait and take you in the 3rd round (or maybe even MOVE Up to pick you?! PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PROM, YOU GAIS!), and then you have an NFL contract and everyone else can eat a shark dick. As far as safety prospects go, Jackson is a decent one at safety. Despite his criminal track record (he’d fit right in!), his physical skills are something to take a good look at. I included both parts of the ESPN analysis because the overal football traits only focuses on his NOT BEING CHARGED with armed robbery. Pfft. What a load of shit. Leave the kid alone. Really, I like his speed and playmaking potential the most. And maybe with his bad record he could drop all the way to the 4th round for us, saving a valuable pick on someone who DOESN’T use pellet guns to rob people.
And if all else fails, if we ever get into a fight on the field after drafting Jackson, you totally know we’re going to win. That’s worth a draft pick, IMHO.
What say you?
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