The entire damn offensive line sucked monkey chestnuts, so they ALL get a stamp. But, specifically, Matt Kalil, if I have to call just one person out.
The Vikings are facing a serious issue this year. It’s not that their young, unproven defense is getting torched. They are actually kind of stout. Surprisingly. It’s not even that they are fighting through growing pains with a rookie quarterback throwing three interceptions. That was bound to happen, and expected.
No, it’s that they were supposed to have an offensive line that should have been a strength of the team. Instead, this “strength” is failing them every single game. They let an atrocious Packers defense finger blast their backfield all game long, and then they let a Lions defense – that is actually pretty good, but nut up you assholes – total 8 sacks against them, 9 tackles for loss, 12 quarterback hits, and the emasculation of five offensive linemen. SICK BURN!
That’s bad, man. Real bad. The Lions were basically playing in our back yard the entire game like they were mowing your lawn while banging your cheating wife during the work day. They built a god damn playground set around our quarterback and were pushing him into the sand. And these assholes did NOTHING. Matt Kalil is a waste. If he only performs when he has a rookie running back chipping his blocker for him, then he should be fired. Why is Charlie Johnson still earning an income. HOW COME YOU HAVE NOT SACRIFICED A VIRGIN TO PHIL LOADHOLT YET??!
It’s not likely to get much better. The depth isn’t great, and if young guys like Yankey were ready to play, they probably already would be. So? Uh … Quick slants, I guess Teddy. Good luck.
PREVIOUS 2014 STAMP WINNERS:
Preseason Game 1: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – LB Gerald Hodges
Preseason Game 2: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Preseason Game 3: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Shaun Prater
Preseason Game 4: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Week 1: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – CB Josh Robinson
Week 2: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – QB Matt Cassel
Week 3: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – CB Captain Munnerlyn
Week 4: Mushroom Stamp of Approval – QB Teddy Bridgewater
Week 5: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – QB Christian Ponder
Week 6: Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval – Entire OL
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