As we head into the last game of the season against the Chicago Bears, I just want people to remember one thing:
Jimmy Clausen is a shit head.
I mean, Jay Cutler is also a shit head, but his time as a Chicago Bear largely seems over and done with, even if he is playing this weekend. BUT! He’s only playing this weekend because Jimmy Clausen (future Bears starting quarterback?! OH PLZ!!) has a concussion. Remember when the Vikings were going to trade with Denver to get Cutler? But then we ended up with Jared Allen instead and had Brett Favre for a season, and that season was fun until it tore your testicles out through your throat? That was such a good time!
But back to Jimmy Clausen.
I don’t know if people really remember much about him pre-draft, but he was and likely still is a total douchebag. As a human and as a football player. Just checking his box score from last week against the Lions, it looks like he managed to throw the ball an amazing 39 times for 181 yards. That’s like Christian Ponder production! To be fair, he also had 2 touchdowns (not like Christian Ponder production), and one interception. It doesn’t matter. Him and his team are not very good. In fact, the Vikings are going to finish the season better than the Bears, which is hilarious.
But also, Jimmy Clausen still sucks. Look, here are some pictures of how much he sucks:
Really though, if we lose to Jimmy Clausen and a shit-hole Bears team, I may ask for Mike Zimmer to be fired. I think that’s reasonable.
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