On Sunday we all watched as the New England Patriots beat the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Basically, it was the AFC beating up on the NFC, even though the NFC was given oral sex from the media all year for having the hot, sexy, young quarterbacks in people like Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick, and even Aaron Rodgers. But then the Seahawks went full Simple Jack, and the NFC didn’t win anything.
And to some Packer fans, that apparently bothers them.
You see, Packer bakeries in Wisconsin were apparently still so upset about their own epic melt down and loss to the Seahawks two weeks ago, that they made “special” cakes that showed their ambivalance and outward depression towards becoming a simple footnote in the NFL history books as a team who lost a Championship game in remarkable fashion. Also, I’m sure they thought they should be the team losing the the Patriots, not the Seahawks, but of course if that were the case, they would have actually beat the Seahawks to go to the Super Bowl. Which they didn’t. So I don’t know.
Either way, check these cakes out:
– “Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve”
– “Who Cares”
But why stop there? Why not round out all of the quasi-suicidal cake market with others like:
– “The Refs Cheat Probably”
– “The Light Hurts Me Right Now”
– “I’m So Depressed I Hate My Family”
– “Please Kill Me”
– “Football Is Dumb Anyway”
Those would fit right up there with these other ridiculous and self indulgent cake decorations. What, you think because your team failed amazingly that no other team is good enough to play for a Super Bowl? Jesus, Packers. Teams lose all the time. You guys too. A lot, recently, in fact. I’m surprised you’re just not use to being the laughing stock yet. It’ll happen though.
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