Anyone who knows that the rolling rallies have gone in the past… this one is sorta gonna be the opposite:
The Celtics victory parade will begin at 11 a.m. on Thursday at the TD Banknorth Garden, with roughly 16 duck boats transporting the NBA champions through Boston in a rolling rally ending at Copley Square. Two flatbed trucks will carry Celtics dancers, former Celtic greats, and NBA champion trophies from past seasons as the city celebrates its 17th basketball crown
Setting out from the Garden, the duck boats will take Causeway Street and take a left on Staniford Street. The parade will go left on Cambridge Street and pass City Hall Plaza.
The route will follow Tremont Street along Boston Common, taking a right on Boylston Street. The rolling rally will end at Copley Square.
So there it is. What sucks is there is no stopping to thank the fans, address the crowd, maybe mention how a player on the other team might dine on excrement. Too bad.
Over/under on “Moses still eats S–t” signs along the rally? I say 2.
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