Game 86: Phillies 8 Pirates 7

(via FanGraphs)

Talk about it? Do I want to talk about it? Talk about what? Wasting TEN EXTRA BASE HITS? Wasting THREE HOME RUNS? SEVEN RUNS SCORED? An AMAZING play by Jack Wilson? Do I want to talk about Matt Stairs hitting Matt Capps’ fifth pitch of the inning way over the right field fence and Capps still somehow being out there TWENTY-EIGHT PITCHES LATER TO BLOW THE GAME, despite only recording one out in that span?

I do not want to talk about it.