The Stars are trolling someone

Jabari+Parker+Duke

But who? Is it Columbus, by labeling what may be the worst team in the league as part of the “best of the best”? Is it families, who the Stars assume would actually want to spend a weekend indoors watching the Blue Jackets? Or is it all of us, by pushing a “partial” season ticket package, when in fact a partial season might be the best we can hope for.

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