You may never get an opportunity like this again! Look at who is in ninth place and out of the playoffs! Look! Looooook! Laugh at their misfortune!
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA The Red Wings suck! They're out of the playoffs (if they started today)! They —
Wait. They're still two spots ahead of the Wild. Dammit.
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