BROKEN NEWS: Wulff is the MAN!!

Just as reported (well, sort of) earlier today, the Wulfman cometh!!!!!!

Congrats to Coach Paul who has a great, but exciting challenge on his hands.

May we all remember the day that this great leader of men came into all of our lives!

Anyhow, what is NOT “broken news” was the reason why were late to the punch in breaking this story. And it comes down to two words:

VINCE “GET A” GRIPPI tried to rub out my source!!!!!!!!!!!!

(okay that’s more than two words, but for us Cougars, that’s usually extra credit!).

Yep, the head Major General of the Brinkhater Army was about ready to call the news into Headquarters (from the “Head” quarters) when Grippi barged into into the bathroom screaming, took away Cletis’ cell phone, and chased my man and his buddy Phil right out into the frozen tundra of Pullman, W-A.

Want proof?

Here’s the picture from Nick at the Spokesman:

BROKEN NEWS: Wulff is the MAN!!
God damnit, Cletis!

In any event, one thing is for sure:

I’m gonna get you, Grippy, if its the last thing I do!

I’m gonna get you!

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