Yes sir.
So, the game starts with us THIS CLOSE to recovering a fumble that would have kept the scoring streak alive.
Now, we get to see how Lopina looks. (And how about Lopina’s pre-game line, ZERO touches and five picks)
In the meantime, comment away as the game goes. I know you’re on-line because there is NO ONE in Martin Stadium.
Go Offense!
UPDATE 6:00 1st Quarter. I could swear that we’ve just had two possessions and have not thrown a pass (but I’ve been sniffing glue for the past 15 minutes, so who knows?)
Incredible. I’ve heard of playing not to lose (too much), but this game presents an example of a totally new paradigm:
PLAYING NOT TO DIE.
UPDATE End of 1st Quarter–WHICH MEANS IT’S QUIZ TIME!!!!!!!
Vegas has set the over under on USC punts at 3.
How many times will USC punt today?
Get the answer right and get a free Brinkhater hater t-shirt. (I say once).
We’re on pace for Longball’s 85-3 call!
UPDATE HALF-TIME:
Isn’t it time for Pete to insert the “Band Pushup Rule?”
I mean, if you make the Conquest Chronies do a push up for every point, maybe we could have some additional entertainment of sorts.
I don’t know, maybe we see the Tuba player charge Sarkasian after the 91st point?
Or maybe we can see more of this?
But more to the point, don’t you all think that MAYBE we should try a bit on offense??
Talk about a de facto forfeit. Sheesh.
UPDATE THIRD QUARTER:
Sedihawk says:
Can’t let Brinkhater have all the fun here….
Well, we are getting man-handled.
Wow, was that Brandon Gibson at QB? I guess it can’t hurt. Nice to see the slowest developing run play in the history of the game continued to gets called/fail. Keep it up.
Anyone see Kevin Kooyman on that last run? He went 15 yards straight back like he was on roller skates. Brutal.
There is NO WAY they are going to score.
UPDATE FOURTH QUARTER
Sedihawk says: What a mess. Can the bye week hurry up and get here? 76-0 here we come?
UPDATE 8:29 4th Quarter:
Looks like the shirt is going to A for its correct call with 2 USC punts on the day. Hey, A, Send SASE to Brinkhater Hater Industries, Colfax WA.
We also knownow how much Wulff cares about our scoring streak: ZERO.
I for one am pretty pissed.
It meant something to Brinkhater. And the fact that we didn’t even try is sickening.
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