Top 7 STL Opening Day Traditions

I spent all night slaving over a hot keyboard to bring you new Bleacher Report madness:

The TOP 7 STL OPENING DAY TRADITIONS

Do me a solid and check the slideshow and witty banter out.

PSA:

I’m not trying to hash your buzz on this Tuesday- but yesterday we got news at CD HQ that a friend of the site and his friend perished in a house fire.

Do me a personal favor today and CHECK YOUR FUCKING SMOKE DECTECTORS.

Tragedies can and do happen, but when something as simple as making sure smoke detectors are operable can prevent them- then please, please do it.

Our condolences to the families involved.