Puck Dumps 1/17/15

What everyone is talking about
Nothing! The only consensus last night was that there is no consensus. Weekends are full of people tackling their own pet projects and publishing long reads but that wasn’t even the case today. It’s just a bunch of half headlines and garbage.

Scoreboard
New York Islanders 6, Pittsburgh 3 – Kyle Okposo had a natural hat trick. Didn’t anyone think to talk about THAT?!

Vancouver 3, Carolina 0 – Finally, the Carolina juggernaut has been knocked off course.

New York Rangers 2, Columbus 1 – Hey! Marc Staal scored!

Nashville 4, Washington 3 – It’s fair to wonder if Barry Trotz has been holding the Predators back all these years. The answer is no, but you can still wonder.

Winnipeg 4, Chicago 2 – Good win for the Jets. It might be time to wake up and pay attention to the jets, guys.

Anaheim 5, New Jersey 1 – I can’t help but giggle whenever Hampus Lindholm scores. Tee hee. Hampus

Tweet of the moment

BORTS BORTS BORTS BORTS BORTS BORTS EVERYBODY BORTS BORTS BORTS

Anyways, Borts is a tremndous nickname. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go take a big, physical bort mysef. Penguins.

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