99 Problems Would Be A Relief, Probably

Not even John Goodman could help the Cardinals mojo in St. Louis.

Heading into today’s series finale with the Pittsburgh Pirates, the birds fight to avoid (another) sweep at home. They have a minus 43 run differential at home against teams with winning records (as well as a 5-20 record). The bullpen has recently become unreliable.

Oh, and everyone’s getting hurt.

It’s getting silly.

What’s that old axiom? Don’t come to me with a problem (or in this case 1,000 of ’em) without a solution?

Welp… I got nothing.

The Cardinals make Jay-Z look like Ice Cube.

Coach Mike gets paid to figure all this out. We got school. We got jobs. We got families. Best of luck, sir.

We look forward to some wins in the near future.

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