File under “W” for “What were you thinking?”

I give to you Spain’s Olympic basketball team photo;

Yes, all the players are slanting their own eyes, much like the “Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look At These” chant you heard when you were 7.

No word on whether or not any suspects have been named in the latest Olympic scandal, “The Mystery of the Pee-Pee in the Coke”