What’s 2100, you say?
Webhits at the BBC due to Jim and I coming on board? Nope.
Booster dollars given to U$C players over the past week? Not as far as we know.
Cholesterol levels of certain coaches at midwestern Catholic institutions? Maybe- what did he have for lunch?
Number of SEC fans it takes to change a lightbulb? Not going there…
Uniform combinations for the Oregon/Nike Ducks? Nope- three grand is too low.
Hours wasted by members of Congress “exploring” and “investigating” the BCS? Again, too low.
Members of the Wolverines who’ve quit or transferred since coach what’s his spread came on board? You’re getting closer…
As of today, it’s been two thousand, one hundred days since MACh1gAAn has defeated Ohio State in football.
Two thousand, one hundred. Deux mille cent. Zwei tausend hundert. две тысячи 100. Due mila cento. δύο χιλιάδες εκατό. Dos mil cientos. Bunches.
For perspective, a kid born on November 23, 2003 (the day after TTUN’s last win) would more be entering kindergarten this fall.
It’s guaranteed to be at least 91 more, and it looks to continue for a while yet. No matter what people say.
But today, as always, is a great day to be a Buckeye.
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