WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

EDIT: Sooo we went to bed at 12:30 told Iginla was a Bruin. We wake up to a bunch of early April Fools jokes from Pens fans about Iginla going to Pitt or something…

Jarome Iginla traded to PIT for PIT's 1st rounder in 2013 and college prospects Kenneth Agostino (Yale) and Ben Hanowski (St. Cloud State).

— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) March 28, 2013

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WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED?

Seriously… went to bed and Iggy was a Bruins. Wake up to the world ending outside. Gonna go jump off the Tobin. It's still cold enough that I'll die of hypothermia in like thirty seconds. If only there was a GIF that truly explains how I feel right now

Meanwhile Pens fans are like…

Gonna leave the original post 'cause it'll be funnier this way…

Original post:

Aaron Ward is reporting that Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla is now a Boston Bruins:

Iginla traded to Bruins#TSN

— Aaron Ward (@aaronward_nhl) March 28, 2013

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Word is Bruins gave up two eggs and a bag of flour for Iggy… or in modern speak Matt Bartkowski, Alex Khokhlachev & a 1st round pick.

Unconfirmed but BOS-CGY appears to be Khokhlachev/Bartkowski/conditional 1st round pick for Iginla. 1st rder conditional on Iggy re-signing.

— Bob McKenzie (@TSNBobMcKenzie) March 28, 2013

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What a fucking steal by Peter Chiarelli.