This preview is going to be short as shit because this is the first time I’ve been able to sit down all day thanks to work. Don’t like it? Too bad.
“Pez you’re an asshole trashboy.”
My retort:
The Bruins are going on a nice little one game roady out to Columbus!
Before we get started, my brothers and I at Days of Y’Orr want to offer our sincerest wishes for Nathan Horton. It doesn’t matter why a guy leaves the team you love, you never want to see someone go through what he is going through. He’ll always be part of the Bruins 2011 cup team and you only hope that he can make the right decision for him and his family.
Now onto the Blue Jackets.
The Blue Jackets have kind of been the darlings of the NHL the last few years. They get a weird ass nickname in hashtag Lumbus and their twitter account is the bee’s knees. The Bruins and the Jackets are pretty similar with their injuries. Both are losing key members of their team. While the Bruins are missing Chara, McQuaid, Marchand, etc the Jackets have two Alternate Captains on the IR in Dubinsky and Letestu.
That’s pretty much where the similarities end. As the Bruins have been able to endure their injury problems in a pretty good division, the Blue Jackets have sank quicker than Milan Lucic wearing cement shoes in the Charles.
Have you ever watched a movie where a bunch of kings and queens are sitting at a table full of beautiful, delicious food and they throw the servants a drumstick and the two servants fight to the death over it? Well the drumstick is Connor McDavid and the two servants are Buffalo and Columbus.
Columbus is sitting 15th in the Eastern Conference with 13 points and got smacked around by Detroit. The tough thing is that Columbus is even bad in their own barn. The Blue Jackets are 3-6-0 at home as opposed to 3-5-1 on the road.
They’re bad man.
Like bad.
Know Your Enemy
Go check out BSHockey, they’re good dudes. We also have a friendly wager with them:
@DaysofYOrr if Columbus wins you change the twitter page to Days of Y’arr and have to put a pirate reference in each tweet.
— Buckeye State Hockey (@_BSHockey) November 21, 2014
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@_BSHockey Done. If Boston wins you change urs to Buckeyes State Hawkey and tweet like a Bostonian — Days of Y’Orr (@DaysofYOrr) November 21, 2014
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