Matt Millen Don’t Know Football Good

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Matt Millen was the only analyst on ESPN to pick Jake Delhomme and the Carolina Panthers to defeat Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys tonight.

For all those who don’t follow football much, (ahem, Matt Millen), Dallas lost last week in their stadium’s opener and a loss this week would be their second in a row to start off the lyfe of their new stadium (both on national television no less).  Nobody could possibly see that happening to a team favored by nine points, right? Not even Matt Millen, right?

Matt Millen never ceases to amaze me how stupid he is.  You’d think this guy would just crawl up into a ball and hide in a cave until he died after taking the Lions franchise and burying it six feet deeper than it already was, but he just keeps coming back for more.

Remember last year when he used a poker analogy saying that the Falcons were FOR SURE going to beat the Cardinals in the playoffs?  Well, he used the same analogy tonight when explaining his pick.  “I’ll see your Tony Romo and I’ll raise you a Jake Delhomme.”

Stuff that makes the doggy that barks out his highlights go, “huh?”

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And in case you don’t remember the Falcons pick last year in the playoffs, here it is:

Disclaimer: Of course it could happen.  The game is no where near being over.  It just started and looks to be fairly even midway through the first quarter. But it’s Matt Millen!

UPDATE: Of course Millen was wrong. If you don’t understand the post and/or picked Carolina to WIN this game, then maybe you’re as dumb as Millen.  This has EVERYTHING to do with how well Millen doesn’t know football. I could make the font bigger to make it easier for you to read, but I don’t know how to help you asshats comprehend any better.

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