Hello Minka Kelly, Goodbye Game 1

Hellooooooooooo.

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She’s perrrrrdy.

Derek Jeter is good (3-4).

A-Rod’s jealous. He’s seen “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and “Fool’s Gold.”

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Wait, did she just have her wisdom teeth pulled?

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A-Rod goes 0-4 with 3 K’s.

Cliff Lee with the ultimate pimp job — a Manny-like, no-look, put out on a pop up, all while never moving on the mound.

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122 pitches, 9 innings, 10 K’s, and no sleeves in somewhat chilly NYC?

And, oh yeah; Utley hit TWO bombs.  You know how rare it is to have a power hitting 2B in the National League?  He and I should be best friends.  I know he has always wanted a little brother.

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Yankees lose, but they’ll be back for Game 2.

[Photos via NY Post, google, and my phone]

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