Bob filling in for Rob on this edition of “D4L Links.” While the name is a blast from the not-too-distant past, the format will emulate Rob’s link dumps more so than not. So sit back, put your non-scrolling/clicking hand in your pants, and enjoy.
- What better way to start a link dump than to talk about some A-Rod and Kate Hudson gossip! It’s being reported that the celebrity couple has split (gasp!) because Kate Hudson wanted more face time on the cameras at Yankee Stadium, which was a huge turn off to A-Rod (because it took away from his face time). As you know, Kate Hudson rejuvenated the steroidal Yankees slugger, replacing his seminal fluids with more steroids to hit better and lead the Yanks to a World Series victory. This is the definition of “tagged and bagged.”
- The Red Wings won their third in a row last night and now trail the Blackhawks by just four points in the Central Division Standings. As the story goes for the Wings this season, nothing good happens without another injury. The win came at the expense of Jonathan Ericsson, who will miss 2-3 weeks with a knee injury. I would list all the injuries the Wings have suffered this season, but I want to keep this post under 1,000 words.
- I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed the interesting pair of 49ers fans shown during last night’s Niners/Cardinals MNF game. Yes, a man with his fumanchu connected to his sideburns and a guy who looks like Scott Van Pelt’s gay brother (if he had spiked, pink hair). Someone who is not a Niners fan after last night is Dupree. He needed just 5 points from Kurt Warner to win his fantasy football first round game and Warner put up just ONE. He lost to this guy.
- Any negative trail that leads to Tiger Woods was dipped in an ocean of kerosene and set ablaze. There are now a dozen mistresses linked to the master of the links and just when you think things couldn’t get more public and worse for the “blasian” golfer, his Doctor is now under investigation by the FBI for distributing steroids. When it rains, it pours steamy diarrhea on your lyfe.
- When you think of Bill Walton, you probably think of his slow, deep-voiced catch-phrases as a color commentator. Maybe you think about his tie dye t-shirts and that he most likely smoked some weed in his day. Or, I might be going out on a limb here, but you just might think about his basketball days too. But you probably don’t picture Bill Walton rapping. Now you can.
- Marian Hossa had a pretty impressive goal the other night for the Chicago Blackhawks. If only he was any good in the NHL Finals last year and he’d probably still be a Red Wing. Loser.
- This still gives me goosebumps: Matthew Stafford mic’d up and, now, uncut. I’d feel bad for Daunte Culpepper if he was any good. Please start Drew Stanton this week if Stafford can’t go.
- Pistons look to make it six games tonight against the Rockets in Houston. I ate at Johnny Rockets not too long ago. Delicious.
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