Rob is on Mars, the last known place in the Universe that doesn’t have wireless internet, so I’ll be filling in this week with the links. Oh, quit sobbing; it won’t be that bad.
- A major stink has been made over Hannah Storm’s apparel on SportsCenter. Tony Kornheiser was suspended last week for doggin’ her school girl hooker boots and now she’s just dressing provocatively/wearing boots to prove a point, right? The last thing I want to see when I’m eating my cookie crisp are Ms. Storm’s thunder thighs. See what I did there?
- Here at D4L we don’t actually read the blog we write on – because we had three mentions of LT being cut by the Chargers, including an entire post on it. That, or the Robs and Devin have ganged up to send a strong message to the Lions that they should make a run at him. And the Lions haven’t ruled it out. I’m here to say that the only former Chargers running back the Lions should go after is Darren Sproles.
- Dolph Lundgren won the Eastern Conference Rookie of the Month Award for February. What’s he going to do for an encore? Walk on water?
- Gerald Laird says he will ‘try anything’ to start hitting again. I’ll sit here patiently, waiting for him to try “putting the bat on the ball.”
- Ociffer, Miguel Cabrera is sotally tober. No, really. I swear.
- Michael Jordan losing to Gerald Henderson in H.O.R.S.E. is a lot like me winning a game of one-on-one last week against some old guy. I assume he was good back in the day like Jordan because he yelled out “Kobe” after every shot.
- My Earth was rocked this morning when I saw this post in my Google Reader. Ball Don’t Lie‘s ambassador for the past couple years, J.E. Skeets, is moving on to greener interwebs. Skeets has linked D4L a few times in the past six months and we’ve been a big fan of BDL since its inception. Follow the new fearless leader, Trey Kerby on Twitter — he’s off to a great start. Here’s the big announcement Skeets and Tas made this morning:
The Announcement from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.
- Who needs Stephen Curry to provide highlights for my alma mater, Davidson College? Check out my boys Brendan McKillop and Steve Rossiter hitting a pair of threes in the final few seconds for Davidson to steal a win from Elon on Senior Day on Saturday.
- I guess I should finally address USA losing the Gold to Canada in hockey. What I’ve learned is when the hockey Gods make it rain, they make it pour with Sidney Crosby’s tears and unfortunately, him winning, too. I hate Crosby, but the dude has achieved nirvana in hockey’s two biggest events in less than a year — both at my teams’ expense. Ugh. Well, at least we know he’s still a pussy and probably celebrated the win by watching The Notebook while eating cherry garcia ice cream, and getting his toenails painted. Meanwhile, the Canadian women celebrated like real men.
- In all seriousness, it was a great run by USA. Congratulations to the ‘nadians. Nightmare on Helm Street has a nice breakdown of USA hockey during the Olympics.
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I’m getting married in July and, damnit, I wish I had thought of this. Help this couple out so they can have a wedding on top of a mountain, with flutes and trombones playing, white unicorns, and plenty of ham sandwiches for the guests.
That’s all from me for today. Testicle Tuesday links return tomorrow around mid-afternoon.
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