Kid Drinks Beer at Phillies Game, Hopes to Impress Girlfriend

Cameras caught a kid drinking beer yesterday at a Philadelphia Phillies game. While the rest of the country is going apeshit about this, Philly fans aren’t surprised at how young this tyke is starting.

Little Jimmy was too buzzed to speak clearly after the game to tell us where he was going. His parents hinted that he was on his way to his girlfriend Pearl’s apartment, where she likes to get her drink on.

[Guyism]

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