Breaking News: Dez Bryant Isn’t Roy Williams’ Bellhop

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Dez Bryant is going to rack up quite a hefty fine in the Dallas Cowboys’ kangaroo court for refusing to carry teammate WR, and former Lion, Roy Williams’ pads after practice yesterday. Rookie bitches are expected to do wild and crazy things, like carry veterans’ pads after practice and pay for meals (read: lap dances), as part of their initiation to the squad. While Dez Bryant will not carry Williams’ pads after practice, he’ll gladly hold on to Williams’ starting spot for a while until Williams actually does something useful in Dallas. Snap.

[Detroit News]
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