Matthew Stafford Is Going Southpaw Because Throwing Righty Is Too Damn Easy

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Besides having better hair than 100% of NFL quarterbacks, Lions QB Matthew Stafford has a freakin’ cannon for a right arm. He throws the ball 60 yards down field with such ease and power, he could actually kill a wide receiver by simply hitting him in the hands. To present himself with more of a challenge this upcoming season, and to adjust for his right arm spontaneously turning to gold, he has decided to go ambi-turner and throw left-handed. He threw one pass left-handed during practice yesterday (pictured above) and has already been deemed the best lefty QB in Lions history. Scott Mitchell was not available for comment, but chances are he was eating.

[Detroit Free Press]
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