Jeff Frazier is your newest Detroit Tiger. Jeff Larish was banished to Ohio for assignment. That assignment hopefully is to learn how to hit MLB pitching. Jeff Frazier turns 28 in a week and a half and this will be his first go around in the MLB.
As this video proves, Frazier owns Strasburg. Strasburg heard about Frazier’s promotion and immediately went to the DL…coincidence? It appears the fear that the grizzled rook strikes in opposing pitchers is just that gargantuan.
When asked about the newest Tiger a very spaced out Dombrowski slurred “I’m just happy for the kid, err man, the mankid!”…Dombrowski then stumbled away and grabbed Ramon Santiago’s glove and smelled it deeply and went to his office. A few minutes later the music of Godspeed You Black Emperor! could be heard. Clubhouse sources tell Detroit4lyfe that Dombrowski told other front office personnel that he personally observed Christopher Lloyd giving Jeff Frazier a back massage before a recent game in Toledo. His suspicions were further confirmed when he saw a real live Mud Hen in the lockerroom flapping the “angel” motion. This same source then added that it was well known that Dave’s been on a serious peyote bender since that Magglio injury.
Frazier will be up with the Tigers before the Boston game tomorrow night. We won’t have any of that arriving in the 3rd inning awkwardness that we had today with JP in TB.
-For the first 6 innings or so of Garza’s nono, Scherzer was matching him. I’d crack myself up by repeatedly saying “double no hitter all the way! Full on double no hitter!” If you are asking “what does this mean” then click on the video on the right.
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