English reporters may have found the secret to defending English Premier League champion Chelsea’s success: someone is cutting holes in their underwear. Star midfielder Frank Lampard weighed in on the issue, revealing that Chad Ochocinco may not be the only cash-strapped athlete we’ve heard from recently.
“It’s gone on for about a year. We get in to find the bum cheeks cut out of our underpants… I’ve a good idea who it is but wouldn’t dream of making accusations until I have proof. I hope it’s soon – it’s costing a fortune in designer underwear!”
Just because Lampard thinks it’s a player doesn’t mean he’s the same age. Most English clubs have youth academies where talented youngsters are allowed to develop. If this is the case with Chelsea, I think I might have an idea of who’s taking their ‘roos.
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