Here at D4L, we know that attractive women are hard to come by (pun intended?) in Columbus. Hell, I don’t think I’ve ever seen something worth a second glance from that town (other than “Ann Arbor: 190 miles” signs). That being said, I’m not surprised that some doucher is offering up Ohio State football tickets on Craigslist to someone willing to wash his Hummer in a bikini.
Notice that he never specifies to see a woman in a bikini. Unlike most of us, I’m pretty sure this guy would prefer that whomever washes his truck to “get in there nice and deep-like.”
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