Wednesday ‘Delusional’ Links – Texas Rangers Sign Adrian Beltre, Lions 2011 Schedule Released, Tyrod Taylor’s Mom Is Kind of Tired, & David Kahn Thinks Darko Can Be an All-Star

Seriously, Timberwolves GM David Kahn thinks Darko (yes, THAT Darko) could be an All-Star.

• The Texas Rangers might have one-upped the Boston Red Sox for the dumbest contract offer of the 2010-11 offseason by signing 3B Adrian Beltre to a 6 year deal worth almost $100 million. Expect an All-Star season from Beltre… in 2015.

• The other craze on the net yesterday was this homeless guy with an awesome radio voice.

• I don’t know if I’d say Rachel Bilson has an awesome voice based on this quick sampling, but you gotta love a girl that knows that song. 

• The Lions’ schedule (sorta) was announced yesterday. Given how the team performed down the stretch, it’s not hard to get excited about 2011 with this lineup… if there’s a season, that is.

• My grandma (yup, she’s that cool) e-mailed me a link to this video of the next Lars Ulrich. This little dude is 4 years old and has probably already accomplished more in his lifetime than you did by the time you were 13.

• Tyrod Taylor’s mom was about as interested in the 2nd half of Monday’s Sugar Bowl as I was. We’re still not sure if she was awake for this ridiculous play though. [via Busted Coverage]