Before some English prick tries to take credit for claiming that their country actually invented soccer, I don’t care. Brazil is better than you and they don’t have annoying accents.
Anyway, I just missed one of the most awesome American sporting events ever (seriously, this > Donovan’s goal last year), so I’m a bit upset at myself. And you should watch this video before FIFA’s video nazis take it down.
Ian Darke: announcing god.
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