NBA Draft results 2014: Pistons pick Spencer Dinwiddie, The Mayor, 38th overall

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Dinwiddie. What a name. The Mayor. Even better. He also has a mustache, which I’m sure Stan Van Gundy will make him shave because that’s what men with powerful mustaches do to others with powerful mustaches. Only one mustache per squad, bro. (See Jeff Bower.)

Welcome to Detroit, Dinwiddie!

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