Let’s break down this ad. Right off the bat, the sponsor grabs one’s eye. I’m not a resident of the Dallas area, but I can assure you that IntelliCentrics is the most boring company there. That’s a combination of some dull-ass word modifiers. Intelligence! Centrics! Smart and in the middle. Hold on to your butts, people!
It turns out that IntelliCentrics is a “Secure Healthcare” company, which sounds like mumbo jumbo. I’ve met a few doctors in my day, and if anything, they were pompous, self confident, and extremely wealthy. Basically, I don’t know that there is insecure health care. Of course, all these are probably just buzzwords. Wait, Buzzwords, nonsensical name…. Is this the type of company that has a multicolored circle for a logo? It is!
Enough about IntelliCentrics, which I’m sure provides an important service, despite the jokes of some stupid blogger. I’m guessing they will put together a pretty great lunch! Hold up… They are trying to sell it with a cup? Is the food going to be that bad? And they don’t even have real glassware. It’s a fast food cup, straw and all. Is IntelliCentrics sending Jamie Benn to Whataburger? They are making people fill out a survey (that’s how you register, I looked so you don’t have to) to join Jamie Benn at Whataburger?
Yes, my friends That’s not a smile on his face, that is definitely a grimace.
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