Steve (you remember Steve?) and were chatting on the interwebs today, and Sports Center came on. The following conversation ensued.
Steve :Oh, it’s the start of “My Wish”. Time to stop watching Sportscenter for however long this lasts.
Ryan: Yep. I was going to say that this sounds like the month Ryan doesn’t watch SportsCenter.
Steve: I hate this snizzle-snazzle*. I think it’s nice ESPN does it, but I watch Sportscenter for highlights, not Outside the Lines crap**.
Ryan: It’s not even Outside the Lines. They should make it an ESPN-Oxygen special.
Steve: They should. They even play a Rascal Flatts song. You should write into them. Maybe you can get, like, Nick Punto to visit you to send them a message.
So yeah. ESPN? You aren’t drawing in viewers with your charitable actions, just driving 
long time viewers away. Sure, it’s great you are helping out, like, 6 kids (out of millions, by the way) but come on. Make it stop.
PS: Next week, Nick Punto of the Minnesota Twins visits Little Ryan in Victoria, who is afflicted with terminal apathy. Can Nick make Ryan give a snizzle-snazzle *?
* Steve did not actually say “snizzle-snazzle”. I totally did.
** Steve DID say crap.
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