David Stern Just Had A Heart Attack

"Hey Ron, will you sign my crushed orbital bone?"
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Because the newest Ron Artest rumor has him going to….

Detroit.

Granted… the rumor is a bit on the vacuous side… but it’s just too delicious not to pass along.

I’ll tell you one person who doesn’t want Ron… this rabid Lakers fan.

And speaking of losers… its nice to see national publications are FINALLY starting to see that Gilbert Arenas is the kind of player whose increased personal contributions come at the expense of his teams.

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