Dear Cleveland Browns

In the AFC North, you are the only team that is close to likable. The Steelers are simply to dominant and smug for me to care about. The Bengals wear orange, frankly, so the prison guards can keep an eye on them. The Ravens have Ray Lewis and are generally unwatchable. The Browns have their flaws, like Kellen Winslow Jr. an ugly color scheme and a complete lack of football talent, but frankly, they are the most likable team, as I said, in the AFC North. That’s why I’m writing you. Don’t ruin it. Don’t start Brady Quinn. At least not until next year, please. Please.