Google Analytics

I added Google Analytics to track things for the site, to learn more about you, my readers. Here is what I have found out since I added Analytics towards the end of March.
We have had readers from many foreign countries, the expected; Canada, the UK, China, and some more exotic; Norway, Sudan and Brunei.
While we have had readers from the Sudan, we have not had anyone stop by from South Dakota. Or Vermont, West Virginia, Nebraska, Mississippi, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho or Alaska.
Things that people have searched for and found the Times:
“Spaghetti Jimmy”
Brian Buscher wife
“Jay Cutler” pudgy
Brian Bellows is a superstar
episode of Mayne Event where Kenny Mayne makes fun of a Ravens backup tackle
meaning of snelly
Mets
Michael Cuddyer overrated
and my personal favorites: “how much steroids do professionals take” and “Milton Bradley hits wiener mascots”
The most common keyword thus far? Eric Devendorf. Seriously.