Grant Hill is whipped, will soon be a Knick

The Knicks, owned by media giant Cablevision, have been aggressively
pushing the way it would help his post-basketball aspirations, a more
lucrative contract now, and the way it would propel his wife's singing
career.

"The Knicks aren't ready to win yet, but they have
things that no one else can offer him. And that's going to mean a
lot,'' said a source close to the negotiations.

Grant:  Ok… I think I've narrowed it down to staying in Phoenix or going to Boston. 
Tamia:  What about New York?
Grant: What about it?
Tamia:  What about it??  New York is where the magic happens.  Recording studios… Broadway… a place for a budding singing star like me to blossom!
Grant:  But I… I want to win a championship. 
Tamia:  Aren't you done with your little boy's game?
Grant:  Hey now… I really want to…
Tamia:  'I want this… I want that.'  What about what I want?  I want to win a grammy.  I want to be the next Beyonce.  It's my turn.
Grant:  But…
Tamia:  But nothing… you call up the Knicks and you say yes…. or you won't be "taking it to the hole" for a while.  Got me?
Grant: …….. yes dear.