In Philly, All You Need is a Pulse

Leave it to Yahoo! Sports to provide us with some unintentional comedy. I’ve bolded the important part for emphasis.

“The Philadelphia Flyers have given defenseman Braydon Coburn, who has shown an ability to move the puck, a two-year contract extension worth $2.6 million the Philadelphia Inquirer reported”

Is there a signing bonus for breathing?

_uacct = “UA-1868762-1”; urchinTracker();