Purdue-Minnesota… a preview

Things that will be better than watching Purdue-Minnesota game on Saturday
– Watching the Florida International – Akron game
– Washing Andy Rooney’s back.
– Washing Andy Rooney’s front.
– The Vikings
– The Twins
– The Twins catchers at the plate
– Belgian Waffles covered in thick cherry cough syrup
– Belgians covered in thick cherry cough syrup
– Snake egg caviar
– Camping out in East St. Louis.
– Herpes

This game is early on Saturday, so maybe sleep in or go for a walk. Unless you are a fan of the team in question. If that’s the case join me in a pre-noon drink or 5!