Reasons to watch the Pro Bowl

The NFL Pro Bowl is on Sunday. It’s the only football game this weekend, but I insist, you don’t watch it. You will regret it. That said, there will be a large portion of the populace that will convince themselves to take in the game. Here is a selection of the acceptable reasons to watch the game:

– Bedridden and unable to reach the remote.

– Under threat of extradition, deportation or death if you don’t watch the game.

– Married to one of the players involved (only counts if it’s their first time involved in the game)

That’s it. Those are the only reasons to watch the Pro Bowl. It sucks. Take up another sport.