Roger* Gets Kicked to the Curb

Now Roger Clemens* can’t get any love in his hometown….even after giving $3 million:

HOUSTON — The Roger Clemens Institute for Sports Medicine will no longer carry the former Astro’s name.

The Institute opened in 2007 and Clemens had donated three million dollars to the hospital’s pediatric wing.

But on January 1, it will now be called the Memorial Hermann Sports Medicine Institute. The hospital has not released a reason for the name change

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I wonder what the reason for the name change could be….maybe the frequent phone calls from kids looking for steroids. With a name like “Roger Clemens Institute for Sports Medicine,” they might as well have be called BALCO.