He Almost Got a Darwin Award

To help you get through the slowly moving time until the ump yells out “Play Ball!” next week, I give you this story:

Police in Newark, Ohio say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Police say Kile Wygle was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Rumor has it that Joba has just placed an order for his very own motorized bar stool.