Lost: NHL Edition (A Prelude)

Tomorrow, I’m going to have something a little special for you in celebration (or mockery, whichever you like) about the much anticipated season premiere of Lost on ABC (or Free ESPN, whichever you like). I haven’t decided if I’ll use it for FanHouse or BMR, but I’ll certainly let you know either way.

For now, here’s what the critics are saying about Lost: NHL Edition.

“Every season, [Gary Bettman] seems to astound beyond capacity, then he comes back and astounds more. His antics are getting on my nerves.”

-The Sacramento Bee (really, that’s the best paper they could get?)

“…mind-blowing how NASCAR fans still don’t get it…”

-Charlotte Post-Dispatch

“Really, I can’t say that I’ve ever seen it.”

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