Are you like me…were you ecstatic to find out that Jose Canseco had gotten another chance at pro ball when he signed a one-year deal to play for the Worcester Tornadoes?
It guaranteed us all at least another year of “Cansecomaniacs” getting their fill of Canseco infused shenanagins.
Well, sometimes, the punchlines write themselves.
According to Deadspin, the embattled former slugger has hit on “about a half dozen” female employees aged 19-23 at a Worcester restaurant he’s been frequenting. Apparently, Canseco even slipped his digits (below) to a 19-year-old hostess.
So has he been striking out?
“Not even a foul tip,” says the Deadspin tipster, “just straight swinging through.”
I’m not sure what’s worse…dude trying (and failing) to score some ass in person or trolling for it via Twitter.
And since you’re wondering (you weren’t), the former American League MVP is batting .188 through four games so far this young season.
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