High Schooler Absolutely Crushes One in Miami

It might be a dumb question, but…chicks still dig the long ball, right?

Because, if so, Covina, California’s David Denson is going to have them crawling all over him when he hits the campus at the University of Hawaii next fall.

You see, the high schooler was taking part in the annual Power Showcase at Marlins Park in Miami and bounced three, count ’em, three off the scoreboard in center. The longest measuring 515 feet. Suffice it to say, dude was eventually crowned the new world champion and set a new distance world record. No word as to whether or not that fishy monstrosity in left center did it’s thing.

When I was his age, I thought one bouncing a long fly into the cornfield at the Field of Dreams movie site was pretty impressive.