Over the weekend, the University of Texas football team announced their longtime head coach Mack Brown would be stepping down after this, his sixteenth season with the Longhorns
"This is a very difficult day for everyone in the University of Texas family," school president Bill Powers said on Saturday. "Mack Brown is one of the best football coaches in the country."
Naturally, there's been no announcement as to who will be taking over for Brown, but one name has emerged as a possible replacement. Well, to be more specific…a certain someone has thrown his hat into the proverbial ring.
Jose Canseco.
So sorry to hear about Mack Brown. hug for u buddy
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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Hey Steve @stevepatterson you need a huge name for huge job buddy. I know football even better than baseball.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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Oh, FYI…Steve Patterson is the name of the Athletic Director at Texas. This Steve Patterson, however, is not.
But that didn't stop Canseco. Why would it?
Hey Steve @stevepatterson Here is my plan to fix Texas football.
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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First the lines are weak. It is our foundation and must be stronger. I know what to do. #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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Second what conference are we even in now? Just join the SEC already #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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Third why have we had all these 5'9 QBs with weak arms? Go get another Vince Young #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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Forth hire the Baylor recruiting coach he is killing us. #Cansecohorns
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 15, 2013
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Now…I don't know a lot about college football, but I'm willing to bet that I've got about as much of a chance at becoming the Longhorns newest head coach as Canseco does.
However, the former slugger does have experience running a team. As you might recall, Canseco and his twin brother Ozzie were once manager and coach of the Yuma Scorpions baseball team.
Anyway…#Cansecohorns football fever. Catch it!
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